Quote #2225
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out...
Quote #30791
Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.
Quote #31914
Never follow somebody else’s path it doesn’t work the same way twice for anyone…the...
Quote #20712
Experience is one thing you can’t get for nothing.
Quote #2706
America is the greatest of opportunities and the worst of influences.
Quote #31315
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve...
Quote #5820
If there be any truer message of a man than by what he does,...
Quote #18995
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29575
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep...