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It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it...
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How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
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There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
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Great minds think alike.
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single...
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For truth is precious and divine Too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
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Everyone’s got it in him, if he’ll only make up his mind and stick...
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What I must do is all that concerns me. This rule, equally arduous in...
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Shared joy is double joy. Shared sorrow is half sorrow.