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Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
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You couldn’t be that good and not know it, somewhere in your secret heart,...
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Theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight...
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There is a good side to every situation.
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The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
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Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
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Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
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A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of...