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Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
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Everyone dies. Not everyone really lives.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
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The American ideal is youth — handsome, empty youth.
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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
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Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones. It is...
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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
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That’s the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home....
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We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one...