Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #25506
It gets late early out there.
Quote #12206
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...
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It is folly for an eminent person to think of escaping censure, and a...
Quote #31365
There is hardly anything in the world that some man can’t make a little...
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #3705
…exaggerated turns of speech conceal mediocre affections: as if the fulness of the soul...
Quote #23523
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Quote #32482
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that...
Quote #8649
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.