Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #374
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Quote #2859
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
Quote #3940
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
Quote #26832
Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one...
Quote #1755
My only aversion to vice, is the price.
Quote #11556
As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not...
Quote #15399
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign...
Quote #15715
The imbecility of men is always inviting the impudence of power.
Quote #7227
Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends.