Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #26725
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #5547
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Quote #18027
Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Quote #16378
If your imagination leads you to understand how quickly people grant your requests when...
Quote #29333
Post-Watergate morality, by which anything left private is taken as presumptive evidence of wrongdoing.
Quote #26642
We find comfort among those who agree with us–growth among those who don’t.
Quote #8023
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.