Quote #22484
Well, I’m not a crook.
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #900
When in doubt, use brute force
Quote #12720
First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have...
Quote #25368
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Quote #993
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and...
Quote #24005
Charlie Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole...
Quote #26876
To keep the fire burning brightly, there’s one easy rule keep the two logs...
Quote #34875
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right...