Quote #3298
If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and...
Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
Quote #1500
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #429
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Quote #30499
Procrastination is like a credit card it’s a lot of fun until you get...
Quote #26774
If you can’t solve it, it’s not a problem–it’s reality.
Quote #9984
Happines is like mercury. Hard to hold, and when we drop it, it shatters...
Quote #26619
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue...
Quote #26421
There are no optimistic or pessimistic personalities. There are only single, individual choices for...