Quote #16832
It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can...
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Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence...
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Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #13707
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you...
Quote #24839
Politeness costs nothing. Nothing, that is, to him that shows it but if often...
Quote #32652
Better is the enemy of good.
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Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #18251
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #11165
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.