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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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The purpose of life is to live a life of purpose.
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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from...
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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . ....
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether...
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If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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Experience…is simply the name we give our mistakes.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...