Quote #2891
Human war has been the most successful of our cultural traditions.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #22713
All serious conversations gravitate towards philosophy.
Quote #18938
Little things affect little minds.
Quote #14550
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you...
Quote #5178
The question is not what you look at but what you see.
Quote #2606
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #22983
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...
Quote #7034
Jealousy feeds upon suspicion, and it turns into fury or it ends as soon...