Quote #21919
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #3290
In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top.
Quote #27996
Telling the truth will lead you to freedom telling the lies will lead you...
Quote #5735
Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to...
Quote #3504
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #23183
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Quote #2609
Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines...
Quote #21476
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years...
Quote #1058
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of...