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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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The greatest failure is a person who never admits that he can be a...
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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No mind is much employed upon the present recollection and anticipation fill up almost...
Quote #29983
Riches cover a multitude of woes.
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I think God is as much a basic ingredient in the universe as neutrons...
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Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
Quote #25744
Sometimes the child in one behaves a certain way and the rest of oneself...
Quote #25439
You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
Quote #3537
A reasonable probability is the only certainty.