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It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it...
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Purchase not friends by gifts when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
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The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too...
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Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
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In a mirror, last place becomes first place… Just depends on how you wish...
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When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be...
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Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplacable spark. In the hopeless...
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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
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There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.