Quote #6381
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #22418
The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten.
Quote #28036
It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...
Quote #29770
There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
Quote #2271
Neurosis is the inability to tolerate ambiguity.
Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #13139
Erase fancy; curb impulse; quench desire; let sovereign reason have the mastery.
Quote #21243
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
Quote #23118
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...