Quote #3494
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #2631
Since the whole affair had become one of religion, the vanquished were of course...
Quote #3924
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
Quote #27325
All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is...
Quote #32490
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
Quote #3043
Nowadays a citizen can hardly distinguish between a tax and a fine, except that...
Quote #26733
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in...
Quote #11166
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
Quote #30859
Observe your enemies, for they first find your faults.