Quote #14075
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Quote #32819
Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
Quote #31643
Trouble is part of your life, and if you don’t share it, you don’t...
Quote #15703
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #27718
The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.
Quote #22558
I’m not addicted to nicotine, so why do I have to participate in your...
Quote #21605
Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solicitude is the enemy of well-being.
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #14119
Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies.