Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #23453
Whatever your advice, make it brief.
Quote #23086
He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
Quote #30483
Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde....
Quote #19433
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it...
Quote #18616
I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Quote #21652
A great many college graduates come here thinking of lawyers as social engineers arguing...
Quote #4308
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
Quote #31662
Throwing a fastball to Henry Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun past...
Quote #19219
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.