Quote #12519
Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #21651
Watergate showed more strengths in our system than weaknesses… The whole country did take...
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #5651
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the...
Quote #2387
Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their...
Quote #12140
History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
Quote #16216
The true aim of everyone who aspires to be a teacher should be, not...
Quote #23546
It is not our purpose to become each other it is to recognize each...
Quote #13892
Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...