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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
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Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine...
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Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
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I prefer to be a dreamer among the humblest, with visions to be realized,...
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Jesus was a crackpot.
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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in...
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Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead
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He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.
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When two persons are together, two of them must no whisper to each other,...
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Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.