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The Egyptians could run to Egypt, the Syrians into Syria. The only place we...
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I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the...
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument...
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Whenever you commend, add your reasons for doing so it is this which distinguishes...
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...