Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the...
Quote #14947
Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly lived if you...
Quote #31007
Truth is so great a perfection, that if God would render himself visible to...
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #3813
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #10821
The ultimate determinant in the struggle now going on for the world will not...
Quote #17662
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
Quote #811
Everything you can imagine is real.
Quote #9512
I love and I hate. How can this be, you ask in vain. I...