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has unquestionably one really effective weapon?laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution?these can lift...
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To mature means to take responsibility for your life, to be on your own....
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Wake up with one mind, my friends, and kindle the fire, you many who...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #31991
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...
Quote #5880
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
Quote #5293
Nothing, at last, is sacred; but the integrity of your own mind.
Quote #5010
To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby,...
Quote #27286
In Louisiana we don’t bet on football games … We bet on whether a...