Quote #24114
There’s a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew...
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #18706
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore
Quote #21684
So as this only point among the rest remaineth sure and certain, namely, that...
Quote #8972
The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
Quote #34896
I can endure my own despair, but not another’s hope.
Quote #6191
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #28192
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...
Quote #33317
You have all the characteristics of a popular politician a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
Quote #27659
Those who have a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how.’