Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #20157
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should...
Quote #25901
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
Quote #22833
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you...
Quote #28660
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a...
Quote #7178
There are many fine ideals which are not realisable, and yet we do not...
Quote #8785
I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion...
Quote #31425
Living up to basic ethical standards in the classroom-discipline, tolerance, honesty-is one of the...
Quote #66
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #26026
Just as every conviction begins as a whim so does every emancipator serve his...