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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
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Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth — more than ruin...
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Poverty is a veil that obscures the face of greatness. An appeal is a...
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The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
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The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the...
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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There is one universal gesture that has one universal message–a smile
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will...
Quote #31001
If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to...