Quote #34783
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in...
Quote #27223
Conform and be dull.
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #23292
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #30956
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Quote #1104
The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
Quote #12366
Maturity consists in having rediscovered the seriousness one had as a child at play.
Quote #14206
To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement...
Quote #5011
Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Quote #28459
Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.