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The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you...
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That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
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What makes all doctrines plain and clear- About two hundred pounds a year. And...
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Leave no stone unturned.
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A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation...
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I shall despair. There is no creature loves me; And if I die no...
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It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him...