Quote #3405
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #638
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #3929
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Quote #22048
‘Tisn’t life that matters ‘Tis the courage you bring to it.
Quote #30584
Never marry but for love but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #4937
A little more than kin, and less than kind.
Quote #13748
Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You...
Quote #26603
We will have no truce or parlay with you Hitler, or the grisly gang...