Quote #8179
Our critics are our friends; they show us our faults.
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Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Quote #33211
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Quote #20026
Diversity the art of thinking independently together.
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All ambitions are lawful except those that climb upward on the miseries or credulities...
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Three things you can be judged by your voice, your face, and your disposition.
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #2585
Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.
Quote #3005
A child of my own! Oh, no, no, no! Let my flesh perish with...