Quote #30039
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
Quote #815
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do...
Quote #23033
Fans don’t boo nobodies.
Quote #32493
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Quote #6412
Civilization is very much an immature and ongoing experiment, the success of which is...
Quote #17670
The price works so well, so efficiently, that we are not aware of it...
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #15770
Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fool reform, and mortal men lay...
Quote #6647
We cannot be sure that we have something to live for unless we are...
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.