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The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
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God could cause us considerable embarrassment by revealing all the secrets of nature to...
Quote #6770
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Quote #13417
the obstinacy of maintaining that everything is best when it is worst.
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When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be...
Quote #19140
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
Quote #7983
The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the ordinary.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
Quote #28064
You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.