Quote #13118
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #13340
There are so many different ways lives work out, so many stories, and every...
Quote #12108
The perfect man of action, is the suicide.
Quote #18961
Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures...
Quote #25220
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if...
Quote #28299
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the...
Quote #20495
I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
Quote #64
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #12323
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.