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We’re all going to go crazy, living this epidemic every minute, while the rest...
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Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard–you never know how many friends...
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The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...
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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
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Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to...
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I?m telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I?m discovering that...
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...