Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28421 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine Quote #9098 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Become the change you want to see – those are words I live by.
Mell Lazzarus Quote #2629 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Euripides, Iphigenia in Tauris, circa 412 B.C. Quote #4346 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
Horace Quote #23447 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Pale death knocks with impartial foot at poor men’s hovels and king’s palaces.
H. L. Mencken Quote #500 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Max Beerbohm Quote #6244 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
Jonathan Swift Quote #15087 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this...
Judy Garland Quote #543 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.