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The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Quote #6809
I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid...
Quote #23507
The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #30330
How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your...
Quote #436
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Quote #11152
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and...
Quote #3966
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as...