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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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It’s all in the day’s work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate...
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Let us talk sense to the American people. Let us tell them the truth,...
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A ship in harbor is safe— but that is not what ships are for.
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It was an attempt to stick the Congress’s finger in King Hussein’s eye.
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What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one...
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
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Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to...