Quote #30876
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
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If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Quote #23085
We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship formed. As in filling a vessel...
Quote #28406
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
Quote #26121
I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #28625
Sometimes the best gain is to lose.
Quote #34104
Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.
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SCCS is the source-code motel — your code checks in but it never checks...
Quote #16542
Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and...