Quote #33266
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Quote #19947
One’s religion is whatever he is most interested in, and yours is Success.
Quote #5993
If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
Quote #2434
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #9751
I read part of it all the way through.
Quote #29484
The education of a man is never completed until he dies.
Quote #1674
True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit what...
Quote #26409
Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating...
Quote #30541
Thus, in a real sense, I am constantly writing autobiography, but I have to...
Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.