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Better hold the hand for coin, though small, Than lose, for one half a...
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Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow...
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The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
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There was a perception that life here was-I won’t say gray, that’s hard for...
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On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same...
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It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...
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If you don’t control your mind, someone else will.
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No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted...