Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #17775
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #17799
A man with a new idea is a crank — until the idea succeeds.
Quote #18501
Even though it’s hard, it’s easy.
Quote #23961
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all...
Quote #28652
People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for...
Quote #10538
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
Quote #28185
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Quote #28223
If someone told me it wasn’t ‘fashionable’ to talk about freedom, I think I’d...