Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #14583
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #28826
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a...
Quote #25047
Every investigation which is guided by principles of Nature fixes its ultimate aim entirely...
Quote #16882
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #16767
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
Quote #33316
Under every stone lurks a politician.
Quote #4636
When the candles are out all women are fair.
Quote #25024
There is no such thing as can’t, only won’t. If you’re qualified, all it...