Quote #29725
I would rather fight with my hands than my tongue.
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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #12919
Justice is incidental to law and order.
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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
Quote #15849
There are few things reason can discover with so much certainty and ease as...
Quote #23872
Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather’s house we go The horse...
Quote #20220
Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment...
Quote #25946
I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
Quote #21537
The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond...