Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #31714
Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid...
Quote #30951
Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in...
Quote #10860
Statistically the probability of any one of us being here is so small that...
Quote #14757
To believe with certainty we must begin by doubting.
Quote #27837
I am old enough to know that victory is often a thing deferred, and...
Quote #13394
If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would...
Quote #34504
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.