Quote #24108
When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die.
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #1999
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good...
Quote #7098
In stirring up tumult and strife, the worst men can do the most, but...
Quote #19443
Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
Quote #14084
No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only...
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #24127
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
Quote #4001
Prejudice is ignorance.