Quote #31511
Situations reveal who we are, they don’t create who we are.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30716
The web eliminates all hiding places.
Quote #14737
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that...
Quote #1430
It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
Quote #3191
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,...
Quote #1664
There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
Quote #34833
No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred...
Quote #2152
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #423
Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.