Quote #33651
Where is there dignity unless there is honesty
Quote #19978
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #14124
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the...
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #13128
Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
Quote #25997
It’s better to be known by six people for something you’re proud of than...
Quote #4331
A second wifeis hateful to the children of the first;a viper is not more...
Quote #33046
The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.
Quote #30533
What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another