Quote #2947
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly...
Quote #21310
For myself I am an optimist – it does not seem to be much...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #29317
Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to...
Quote #3346
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Quote #13285
When honor and truth are at odds, let truth prevail.
Quote #17636
Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Quote #28270
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
Quote #27147
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody listens.
Quote #6313
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my...