Quote #33150
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
Quote #7323
He who spares the wicked injures the good.
Quote #24433
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #14119
Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies.
Quote #34600
Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the...
Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #5509
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
Quote #33282
Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
Quote #34345
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
Quote #2535
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to...